I talk about Craig Ballantyne quite a bit.  See Craig’s Upper Body Abs Exercises, for example.  And Craig Put This Together Just For You. too.  Not to mention A Free Look At Craig Ballentyne’s Turbulence Training Bootcamp Workout.  Look through the Success Strategies archives.  The guy is all over the place.

There are several reasons for that.  First, his ‘signature’ program for losing weight, getting fit and seriously toned, Turbulence Training, is pretty amazing.  Second, he’s Canadian and I have a soft spot for (some) of my fellow Canucks.  Third, he has a bizarre sense of humour.   See all those folks in the gym – focused and serious and clearly having absolutely no fun at all?  Not Craig.  He’s the one in the corner, giggling away and having a good time.  Focused?  sure.  Ripped?  You could shred cabbage on this guy’s abs.  Sombre?  Um – no.

So, here’s Craig, pretending to be your belly fat.  Laugh.  Then think.  Then get to Turbulence Training  and get that Belly Fat GONE!!!

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A Letter From Your Belly Fat   by Craig Ballantyne, CSCS, MS

Dear Friend,

This is a letter from your ol’ pal, belly fat. We had a great run this summer, didn’t we? Lots of good times, great food, and plain ol’ sitting around eating too much.

 Well, I’m thinking about sticking around another year if you don’t mind. But you might need to get a bigger pair of pants, as I was thinking about expanding my place down here.

 So do me a favor, avoid that interval training you were thinking of doing. The last time you did that stuff, I nearly had to look for a new place to live. I felt like the Wicked Witch of the West in the land of Oz. Did you hear me yelling, “Help me, I’m melting!”?

 Instead, stick to that slow cardio stuff. Sure I get a little sweaty, and the ol’ brain up there thinks it’s doing “a real fat burning workout”, but it’s never enough to melt me outta here.

 Another thing, keep listening to those experts who say strength training doesn’t burn body fat. Since research shows they’re wrong, if you added strength training to your program, you’d practically need to throw me a going away party!

 After each one of those superset workouts you tried last January it felt like someone lit a match under our collective butt. I was burning up down here!

 But boy oh boy, I sure was glad you gave that up and went back to just lifting utensils and not dumbells. Otherwise we wouldn’t have been able to celebrate another summer together this year.

 Sometimes I wonder, what did you ever do in college without me, your trusted belly fat? Back then, you were probably one of those people that couldn’t wait to get to the beach to show off your body, not like these days.   Nope, stay in the shade and keep the cover-up clothes on, that’s the way to go now. Besides, its a lot closer to the cold beer and the BBQ when you’re sitting in the shade avoiding all the fun down on the beach.

 Well, it sure was good catching up with you. I’m sure we’ll be in touch more often, as long as you stay away from that Turbulence Training workout routine.   Brings a tear to my eye whenever I even think about that workout program and all the belly fat it’s burned. Heck, it’s fried more belly fat than a frying pan!

 So again, if you want to keep your dear old belly around for another year and another summer, don’t use Turbulence Training - otherwise, its all over pal, and you’ll never see me again.

 Remember: Belly Fat says, “Don’t use this“   

 Your friend and spare tire,

 Belly Fat

 PS – Seriously, don’t go near that Turbulence Training program unless you want to see me, Thunder Thighs, Manboobs, Jigg Lee Arm Fat, and Luv Handles pack our bags and hit the highway.

 It will be a sad farewell, and you’d be stuck with ripped abs, gorgeous glutes, and toned arms, and you know how much attention those guys get from the opposite sex. Who needs it, I say.

 About the Author

 Craig Ballantyne is a Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist and writes for Men’s Health, Men’s Fitness, Maximum Fitness, Muscle and Fitness Hers, and Oxygen magazines. His trademarked Turbulence Training fat loss workouts have been featured multiple times in Men’s Fitness and Maximum Fitness magazines, and have helped thousands of men and women around the world lose fat, gain muscle, and get lean in less than 45 minutes three times per week. For more information on the Turbulence Training  workouts that will help you burn fat without long, slow cardio sessions or fancy equipment, CLICK HERE

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 OK.  It’s a little self-serving.  Hm.  OK.  It’s A LOT self-serving.  But still funny.  Until you think about it.  All those links lead to a special super-cheap trial offer of Turbulence Training.  Check it out!

All the best

Al Vigoda

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